after him comes Gollum.
I toned it down a bit because Thranduil ripping Kili’s heart out isn’t funny.
blah-chitecture answered: Kili holding and comforting an injured Fili (possibly holding him still) whilst Oin (or Thorin) treats him.
“Is it bad?”
“Don’t look, brother, keep your eyes on me.”
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
DRAQUESHA?!?!?!
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD
BEST HARRY POTTER GENDERBENT EVER
Welcome to Storybrooke,
Where law enforcement looks like this,
Our Mayor looks like this,
Our school teacher looks like this,
The guy who runs the animal shelter looks like this,
The waitress at the local diner looks like this,
The librarian looks like this,
And some of the other locals look like this,
So who’s moving to Maine with me?
